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page and check back for future Hendrie funnies. So far, most "A+ rated
clips have been restored
..... DEAR PHIL
ENTHUSIASTS, OUR SITE IS RECOVERING A RECENT BOUT OF JACK-ASS-ITIS.
THIS SITE AND THE ENTIRE AUDIO LIBRARY WILL RISE FROM THE MIRE
BETTER THAN EVER! THAT'S A PROMISE! THANKS TO THOSE WHO HELPED
GET THIS PAGE BACK ON ITS FEET AGAIN!
YOUR PHIL HENDRIE SHOW FAN CLUB
Some comic pros merely attempt to improve original acts. The Phil Hendrie
Show is so revolutionary that even long-time listeners aren't privy to the
full magnitude of this outrageous, hilarious, hysterical show - a show that
reaches unexplored dimensions and boundaries of AM extreme radio. It begins
where other acts end. Hear some of the best comedy skits ever assembled by
a team of one, right out of a dream factory from the mind of one of the
most talented funtastic entertainers. One of the most "O" riginal acts
ever. P.T. Barnum would be proud.
YOUR PHIL HENDRIE SHOW FAN CLUB
..Enjoy!
Welcome to shtick ground zero. Witness some of wildest, outrageous,
mentally stimulating comic sketches ever to be heard and spoken on radio.
What's more amazing is that this pure flatout orgasmically hilarious comic
relief is assembled from the mind of just one guy! His name is Phil
Hendrie, one of the most explosive talents God ever made, a true "C"reative
comic genius' of our time. This McHendrie dragonmouth takes 2nd spot to
none. Howard Stern, Don Imus, the entire Monty Python cast, Robin Williams,
Joan Rivers, Jerky Boys, though all talented entertaining celebrities are
all sterile shoe salesmen in comparison.
Phil is a one-man pitbull of comedy, a Robin Williams on steroids, and his
one-of-a-kind show is hotter than a hijacker's pistol .. if all that wasn't
enough, Phil joins the rank and file of Mel Blanc as being a man of a
thousand character voices.
Setting the standards for mind stimulating entertainment, the eclectic Phil
Hendrie Show is the best in radio theater ever and Phil is a delicious
pefectionist of comedy. I'll spare the accolaides! Listen in on all the
antics and judge for yourself.
Caution! The following audio clips may leave you doubled-over on the floor
peeing red with a double hernia. Be prepared for anything, this guy's C-R-
R-AZY!
Site now includes Mr. Non-Sequitor and Bubbles from KABC radio.
PREMIER PHIL HENDRIE SHOW
SAMPLE COLLECTION
...some Phil Hendrie home runs for you to enjoy over and
over. Get your funny bone adrenaline shot here. Boneless
and fat trimmed Phil concentrate, just add laughs.
!!ATTENTION!! YOU WILL NEED THIS "FREE" SOFTWARE TO HEAR PHIL. CLICK FOR REAL PLAYER
REAL AUDIO dances circles around MP3.
CAUTION: THE FOLLOWING COMIC SKETCHES ARE DONE IN GOOD TASTE. HOWEVER THERE
ARE SOME RISQUE TOPICS AND EXPRESSIONS USED STRICTLY FOR THE SAKE OF
ARTISTIC EXPRESSION. THE RISQUE-HIGHLIGHTED SKETCHES ARE INTENDED FOR ADULT
AUDIENCES. SO IF YOU'RE WEAK MINDED, YOU MAY WANT TO LEAVE NOW, IT AIN'T
GONNA GET ANY BETTER.
NOTE: Some clips have been slightly speeded in order to jam as much Phil
into Geocities memory bank as possible, but the speeded sound quality is
better than MP3 compression so good tradeoff. Use GOLDDWAVE digital audio
editor or another wave editor to respeed.
Guys, xoom is defunct, files are being xferred to another Geocities memory
bank. Ignore load error messages, depending on time of day, some clips get
"stuck in traffic" and need priming by reclicking.
STR-E-A-M AWAY!
CLICK TO HEAR ARCHIEVED CLIPS) ..TO BE POSTED
*~*~*~*~* Austin Amarcca, NRA Member Of Lancaster/Portland *~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~* Little Ian Anderson, Great Britain *~*~*~*~
FAT SLAG IN THE LOUVRE ..RATED A-
JETHRO TULL VIDEO BONUS! (Clive Bunker is Tull's Kick-ass drummer (one of my all-time favorites)
*~*~*~*~* Art Bell Of Pahrump, Kingdom of Nigh *~*~*~*~
TURD VAPORIZER "LANGUAGE" ..NEEDS RESPEEDING ..RATED B+
Y2K GARAGE SALE / MD-80 AIR ALASKA PT 1 ..RATED B
AIR ALASKA - PT2 / ART CLOCKS OUT ..RATED A
*~*~*~*~* Ted Bell Of Beverly Hills Steakhouse *~*~*~*~
"The closest you'll ever get to a bidet is a lawn sprinkler" - Ted Bell
*~*~*~*~* Clara Berrett *~*~*~*~
EBOLA ..RATED B
Lloyd Bonified Of Alhambra / Montebello - Vocal Korean War Vet / Euthanasia Enthusiast
"OLD GUMMER" "PROFANE" ..RATED A
MR. LLOYD DIALS IN FROM THE HOME ..NEEDS RESPEEDING ..RATED A-
CUT GLASS OVER 80 ATTACKING KOREANS ..RATED B+
*~*~*~*~* Steve Bozel of Corona / Yorba Linda - Butt Of All Humiliation Congeries *~*~*~*~
"NAPOM CHILI COOK-OFF ..NEEDS RESPEEDING ..CRIPPLED AUDIO ..RATED B
"FROSTY" ..RATED A**NEW**
*~*~*~*~* Colleen Kristen Brewster "On The Go" *~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~* Rudy Canosa of Northern and Southern Argentina *~*~*~*~*
*~*~*~*~* Nick Cardale - Gay Method Actor *~*~*~*~
*~*~*~*~* Therapist Clara Brooks From Belflower *~*~*~*~
COUNSELOR CLARA BROOKS "RISQUE" ..RATED B+
*~*~*~*~* R. C. Collins, 15 Y/O From Chatsworth Jr. High *~*~*~*~
WHAT IT TOOK TO MAKE CUSPIDOR MONICA HAPPY ..RATED C+
PHANTOM NUT ..RATED B-
RC AS DARTH VADER .."LANGUAGE" ..RATED B-
DOOHAN 'GLOID WITH DOO FERTILIZING DAISIES FROM THE WRONG SIDE ..RATED B+
BEER-BONGING WHORE ..NEEDS RESPEEDING ..RATED A++ **NEW**
"Are you Johnny Cash or Foghorn Leghorn?" - R.C.
*~*~*~*~* Doug Dannger, Bone Smoker *~*~*~*~
"UPTIGHT AMERICANS UPSET OVER A LITTLE PITCHED MUD" ..RATED C+
"PRESIDENT PECKERWOOD" ..RATED B
*~*~*~*~* Ralph Davidson *~*~*~*~
SACK CLAMP PART 1 "RISQUE" ..SORRY COMPRESSED "CRIPPLED" AUDIO ..RATED A
SACK CLAMP ..ONE OF PHIL'S ALL-TIME CLASSICS RISQUE DISTORTED/NOISY ..RATED A
*** Bobbi & Steve Dooley of Western Estates - Gated Community ***
MONICA'S DRESS STAINS / DELAY BLEED .."RISQUE" ..RATED A
STEVE SINGS "ONLY IN L.A." .."RISQUE" ..RATED B
IMMORAL CAT BEHAVIOR ..*RISQUE* ..RATED C+
MORMON CHURCH GANG VIOLENCE/ WISCONSIN! ISN'T THAT WHERE 'THE MAN' CAME FROM? (ED GEIN) ..RATED A-
NOISY HOTEL HEADBOARDS: DON'T COME A KNOCKIN' IF THE HEADBOARDS ARE ROCKIN' ..RISQUECOMING SOON
SPOUSE ABUSECOMING SOON
MATCHING LIPSTICK & EYELINER ..RED!COMING SOON
"You say you've lost a lot of weight,
but do you look at a wicker chair and still sweat a little bit?" - Bobbi
"He took me like virgin at a prison rodeo."
Dr. Jeff Doubter Cal-Tech Sophomore Pasadena (Mech. Physics/English Mjrs)/d. Darkhorse & Outspoken California Musicians for Cannibus Freedom Advocate
BOARDIN' THE COLORADO "THROWING STAR BARNEY" ..POOR AUDIO ..RATED A+
"LESS OF THE UPTIGHT" ..RATED A
"PUSHBACK" ..RATED B**NEW**
UCLA ENGLISH MAJOR ..RATED A
THE UCLA MAJOR LETS DOWN HIS HAIR ..RATED C **NEW**
*~*~*~*~* Vernon Dozier of Tajunga *~*~*~*~
VERNON DOZIER M.R.E.'s ..RATED B+
*~*~*~*~* Reuben Ramone Esquobar of Cuba ..another loud, pointlessly lost Cuban *~*~*~*~
ELIAN GONZALES ..One Of Phil's Best Jobs ..RATED A++
*~*~*~*~* Raj Fenine of Alexandria Egypt *~*~*~*~
THREE BIGGEST LIES .."RISQUE" ..RATED B-
*~*~*~*~* Bob Greene's Fine Line Of Restaurants In Pasadena *~*~*~*~
ANATOMICALLY CORRECT DOLL LINE ..RATED B
DIMPLY ASSED BRIDE ..RATED C **NEW**
*~*~*~*~* Margaret & Frank Grey *~*~*~*~
BRUNCH WITH PRESIDENT CLINTON ..WITH RUTH ..RATED C
PEANUT BUTTER ON JUNK ..RATED C+
Favorite Ruth oneliners: "He has the brain he was born with."
*~*~*~*~* The Ever Unsavory David G. Hall *~*~*~*~
DAVID HALL'S ANTI-CONSTIPATION RECOMMENDATION ..RATED A
PHIL GETS KNUCKLE DUSTING ..RATED A++
"BOTH HANDS IN THE TILL" ..COMING SOON
"TELL ME HOW YOU LIKE IT" REAL CHRISTIAN LOVE ..RATED A++ **NEW**
POTHERING THE ROOST OF FEMALE LISTENERS ..RISQUE ..RATED C **NEW**
KNOCK YOU INTO TOMORROW MAVIS JOINS IN ..RATED A--
SHORT OF DAVID WORSHIPPING THE PORCELAIN GOD ..RATED A ..**NEW**
G-O-O-A-L-!-! DAVID 'TEACHES' PHIL ENTHUSIASM ..USING PLIERS ..BAD SOUND ..RATED A ..**NEW**
SHORT ..RATED A ..**NEW**
*~*~*~*~* Phil Hendrie *~*~*~*~*
HENDRIE PHILosophy ..RATED A-
PRIVATE BEACHES ..UNRATED **NEW**
RADIO SHACK DIRECT TV SYSTEM IN-STALL-ATION ..RATED B
PHIL GETS CRANKED BY HOWARD STERN FAN ..RATED A+
SHORT: "YES DEAR" ..RATED A--
SLICK WILLY'S DEPOSITION ..RATED C+
CZESHWAN CHICKEN ..RATED B+
TONSILS, WISDOM TEETH,.. ..RATED B
PHIL CRANKS HEATHROW! ..PHIL AT HIS BEST ..COMING SOON ..RATED A++
EXAMPLE OF PHIL'S TALENT ..IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WINK WINK ..RATED C..**NEW**
*~*~*~*~* Hogan Hankering Chris Hunter-Norton of Novato and Redondo Beach *~*~*~*~
KRAZY KRIS' E. ST. PAUL MOBILE DJ SERVICE ..RATED B
CHLAMYDIA FOR $25K "RISQUE" ..POOR AUDIO ..RATED B+
CARRY-ALONG RUBBING ALCOHOL; LYSOL SWAB DOWN (POOR AUDIO) ..RATED B
CARRY-ON ZINES ..RATED B-
PAMELA ANDERSON HEAT ..RATED C+
CHARACTER BACKGROUND
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Kris claims he's shagged over 10,000 chicks and brags he has discriminating
taste and likes them young and thin, but rumor has it he's been with a few
"double-condom" hags.
*~*~*~*~* Dr. Krellgor Entertaining the Throngs of Stereotypical Trailer Trash Rednecks *~*~*~*~
DR. KRELLGOR (LAURA SCHLESSINGER WITH GONADS) ..RATED B+
*~*~*~*~* Charlie Lefountaine *~*~*~*~
PUMMELING FROM CHARLIE ..RATED A
*~*~*~*~* The 97.1 KLSX Tom Leykus Show *~*~*~*~
*~*~*~*~* Mavis Leonard of Compton *~*~*~*~
BLEW A LITTLE MUD ..RATED A
MAVIS HELPS PHIL CLOSE HOUR ..RATED A+
PHIL GETS ON-AIR COUNSELLING ..RISQUE ..RATED C
MAVIS SINGS "BLACK SANTA" ..RATED B
*~*~*~*~* Carl Misla of Australia *~*~*~*~
MISLER'S FINE REAL BACK MEATS ..RATED C+**NEW**
*~*~*~*~* Dave Oliva of Montebello *~*~*~*~
DAVE SPEAKS SPANISH ..RATED C+**NEW**
SHORT ..RATED C+**NEW**
SHORT2 ..RATED C+**NEW**
*~*~*~*~* Dr. Jim Sadler of Temple City *~*~*~*~
SADLER CUDGELING "RISQUE" ..HUNTING FOR CLIP**NEW**
APPARITIONS WITH JIM SADLER "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE" ..RATED A++ DESERVES A LISTEN
MAGIC ..RATED C+
*~*~*~*~* Roland Schwinn from Camp Bountiful *~*~*~*~
*~*~*~*~* Whackjob, Mr. Cutting Edge *~*~*~*~
CUTTING EDGE: MORE NEW MORE NOW MORE YOUNG ..RISQUE ..RATED A **NEW**
*~*~*~*~* Skippy And Frank - In The Morning *~*~*~*~
*~*~*~*~* Daryl & Vivian Webber Of South Central *~*~*~*~
THE DARYL WEBBER FUNKY CHICKEN COCOPHONY & LIQUOR JAMBOREE ..RATED B**NEW**
*~*~*~*~* Att'y Harvey Weirman of Santa Monica *~*~*~*~*
RUTH VS HARVEY WEIRMAN "RISQUE" ..RATED B+
MORE RUTH AND HARVEY ..RATED A-
*~*~*~*~* Non Regulars *~*~*~*~*
FUNKY PIZZA HUT ..SOME NUT DIALS THE RADIO STATION BY MISTAKE ..RATED A+
MARVIN GAYE JESUS ..SOME WHACKED CALLER GETTING BRUSHED OFF ..RATED C
QUE VIDA - LOVE - DA CAPO w/ ARTHUR LEE ..UNRATED
CHARLEY'S KIDS ..RATED B+
CHARLEY'S KIDS PART 2
CHARLEY'S KIDS PART 3
*~*~*~*~* Misc Assortment *~*~*~*~
U.F.O. OPENER ..UNRATED **NEW**
EARLY SHOW INTRO ..UNRATED
ASSORTED 1998 PHIL HENDRIE SHOW DROPS "RISQUE" ..RATED C+
CLOSING THEME ..BAD SOUND ..UNRATED
FAT MATTRESS MAGIC FOREST INTRO
COOL TUNES
SHORT: MARK DENIS FLASHBACK DROP ..UNRATED
"THE DESIDERATA" - 70s DORM STAPLE, LES CRANE WORDS TO THE WISE *~*~*~*~ REALAUDIO *~*~*~*~
Parting Tune NOW PLAYING
TUB THUMPING
DODGER BASEBALL ..RATED B
A PLUG FOR "MY FRIEND'S PLACE" ..MAKE A DONATION, GET A COOL CD! ..UNRATED
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